NEW ENGLAND'S ANNOYANCES.1
New England's annoyances, you that would know them,
Pray ponder these verses which briefly do show them.
THE place where we live is a wilderness wood,
Where grass is much wanting that's fruitful and good;
Our mountains and hills and our valleys below
Being commonly covered with ice and with snow:
And when the north-west wind with violence blows.
Then every man pulls his cap over his nose:
But, if any's so hardy and will it withstand,
He forfeits a finger, a foot, or a hand.
But, when the spring opens, we then take the hoe,
And make the ground ready to plant and to sow.
Our corn being planted and seed being sown,
The worms destroy much before it is grown;
1 Written towards 1630; the oldest known composition in English verse by an American colonist.