An' when she had made me swear 'N' showed me where she kep' her gum. By "cap-pit-tul pun-ish-ment!" Cleveland Leader. "KEEP SWEET AND KEEP MOVIN”.” Sing with the soul tho' the lips be dumb. "Keep sweet and keep movin'." Sorrow will shade the blue sky gray- Just "Keep sweet and keep movin'." Hard to be sweet when the throng is dense, When the touch is rough and the voice is loud; "Keep to the right" in the city's throng; "Divide the road" on the broad highway; There's one way right when everything's wrong: "Easy and fair goes far in a day." Just "Keep sweet and keep movin'.” The quick taunt answers the hasty word- A kind hand clenched makes an ugly fist. Whisper a hope to the soul perplexed— Just "Keep sweet and keep movin'." Robert J. Burdette. THE SALOON BAR. A bar to Heaven, a door to Hell- A door to sin and grief and shame; ON THE TWENTY-THIRD PSALM. In "pastures green"? Not always; sometimes He And by "still waters"? No, not always so; But when the storms beat loudest, and I cry So, where He leads me, I can safely go, Quoted by Henry H. Barry. me so. Author not given. M. BOCHSA PLAYS THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER M. Bochsa, the celebrated harpist, was a great wag. At a concert once given in Tremont Temple, he offered to play any air the audience might select, with embellishments and variations. "You vill plees send me ze tune vot I sal play," he said. Half a dozen slips of paper were immediately sent to the platform. "O Dolce Concento'-'Yankee Doodil'-(I know him vera well. I play him one, two, tree-several time! 'Groves o' Blarney'-'Yankee Doo-' (I have two 'Yankee Doodils'), 'Non piu festa'-'tres bien!""' "Star Spangled Banner!" shouted somebody in the crowd. "Vot you say?" inquired Bochsa. "Star Spangled Banner!" Monsieur didn't understand. "Ze zhentilman will plees step to ze front." The gentleman declined. "If ze zhentilman cannot come to me, I must come to him," continued Bochsa. A roar followed the announcement, pending which the stranger came forward amid applause. At the foot of the passage stood Monsieur gravely awaiting further explanation. "Vot you say, sair?" "The Star Spangled Banner, I want." "Scar Strangled Bannair? aha! N'comprend, Monsieur." "Not Scar Strangled, sir-Star Spangled Banner." "Ze Bannaire-oui, I un'erstan'-ze flag!" "Yes saire! I remember him ver' mooch. Zat is, I do not recollec' him, 'zac'ly. Monsieur, you know him?" "Why, yes, to be sure-everybody knows the 'Star Spangled Banner!'" "Tres bien, Monsieur! Every Yankee zhentilman vissel. You sal vissel him in my ear!" Another shout from the audience; but the gentleman, not abashed, placed his mouth to Bochsa's ear, and whistled the "Star Spangled Banner" most philosophically, amid the convulsions of the audience, who could not find this scene on the bills of the evening. "Tres bien, Monsieur!" shouted Bochsa; "elegant, superb! Monsieur, you von ver' fine musician. I sal play ze Scar Strangled Bannair vis mooch plaisir!" Mounting the platform, he commenced with a grand introduction to the several themes proposed, following by highly finished and exquisitely-performed variations upon the melodies sent up, not forgetting the two "Yankee Doodils"-always a certain favorite. Suddenly a crash of harmony leaped from the harpstrings, which took the audience by surprise. A pause followed, when the "Star Spangled Banner" was produced, with a most brilliant accompaniment, which "brought down the house." Bochsa was satisfied, his friend and the audience were satisfied, and the great harpist left the stage (with a quiet smirk at the corner of his mouth) amid a perfect storm of applause. G. Fernald. |