With hair unusually combed, sat poor M'Farland near, And seemed to be a-whispering their titles to my view. Gleamed jauntily the boating-cup he won last year from me. I lifted up the solemn sheet. That honest, earnest face Showed signs of culture and of toil that death could not erase. As western skies at twilight mark where late the sun has been, Brown's face revealed the mind and soul that once had burned within. He looked so grandly helpless there, upon that lonely bed! Oh, Jack! these manly foes are foes no more when they are dead! "Old boy," I sobbed, " 'twas half my fault. This heart makes late amends." I took the white cold hands in mine,-and Brown and I were friends. THE WRONG MAN. The Hon. Demshire Hornet had a very unpleasant experience lately. Mark Twain was advertised to lecture in but for some reason failed to get around. In the emergency the lecture committee decided to employ Mr. Hornet to deliver his celebrated lecture on temperance, but so late in the day was this arrangement made that no bills announcing it could be circulated, and the audience assembled, expecting the celebrated Innocent. Nobody in the town knew Mark, or had even heard him lecture, but they had got the notion that he was funny, and went there prepared to laugh. Even those on the platform, except the chairman, did not know Mr. Hornet from Mark Twain, and so when he was introduced thought nothing of the name, as they knew Mark Twain was a nom de plume, and supposed his real name was Hornet. The denouement is thus told: Mr. Hornet first remarked: "Intemperance is the curse of the country." The audience burst into a laugh. He knew it could not be at his remark, and thought his clothes must be awry, and he asked the chairman in a whisper if he was all right, and got "yes" for an answer. Then he said: "Rum slays more than disease!”—a louder laugh. He couldn't understand it, but went on: "It breaks up happy homes!"— still louder mirth. "It is carrying young men down to death and hell!"—a perfect roar, and applause. Mr. Hornet began to get excited. He thought they were guying, but he proceeded: "We must crush the serpent!"—a tremendous howl of laughter. The men on the platform, except the chairman, squirmed as they laughed. Hornet couldn't stand it. “What I'm saying is gospel truth!" he cried. The audience fairly bellowed with mirth. Hornet turned to a man on the stage and said: "Do you see anything very ridiculous in my remarks or behavior?" "Yes, ha, ha-it's intensely funny-ha, ha, ha! Go on!" replied the roaring man. "This is an insult!" cried Hornet, wildly dancing about. More laughter, and cries of "Go on, Twain !" And then the chairman got the idea of the thing, and rose and explained the situation, and the men on the stage suddenly quit laughing, and the audience looked at each other in a mighty sheepish way, and they quit laughing, too. And then Mr. Hornet, being thoroughly mad, told them he had never before got into a town so entirely populated by fools and idiots, and having said that, he left the hall. And the assemblage then voted to censure Twain and the chairman, and dispersed amidst deep gloom. HUMAN LIFE.-MRS. J. M. WINTON. UUUUU* After a while-a busy brain After a while-a vanished face- After a while-a man forgot A crumbled headstone-unknown spot. SUMMER EVE.-WILLIAM WHITEHEAD. I am musing amid the clover, I stand in the fading sunlight Encrimsoned the clouds are reposing, The wild bee has turned from his roaming, The scarlet and green of the grasses Through the gloom of the wild morasses Cool mists up the mountain are stealing, The dews in the meadows are gleaming, From haunts of the silent and holy, Of nature my spirit grows fonder Through many an eve of summer Her mystical shades I've pondered, The gray rocks were there, the mountain, Her mountains and cliffs are holy, O'er crags of the bounding sea; But darkness has come to the valley, And strains of the song and the sally To seek through the vista of shadow O day! there is naught in thy dreaming A light and serenity blending That numbers must leave untold; The Lord is here in his temple, And silence is prayer and praise. THE POOR LITTLE BOY'S HYMN. A friend of mine, seeking for objects of charity, got into the upper room of a tenement-house. It was vacant. He saw a ladder pushed through the ceiling. Thinking that perhaps some poor creature had crept up there, he climbed the ladder, drew himself through the hole, and found himself under the rafters. There was no light but that which came through a bull's-eye in place of a tile. Soon he saw a heap of chips and shavings, and on them a boy about ten years old. "My boy, what are you doing here?" "Hush! don't tell anybody, please, sir.” "But what are you doing here?" "Hush! please don't tell anybody, sir; I'm a-hiding." "What are you hiding from?" "Don't tell anybody, please, sir." "Where's your mother?” |