Pilgrims and strangers, fronting all dangers, Cool-headed Saxons, with hearts all aflame. They whittled and waded through forest and fen, In faith that by manhood the world wins all. To fill empty stomachs and straighten bent backs. Steady for freedom, and strong in her might. To a nobler stature will grow alway; Slow to contention, and slower to quit, DOT LEEDLE LOWEEZA.-CHARLES F. ADAMS. How dear to dis heart vas mine grandshild, Loweeza! I nefer vas tired to hug und to shqueeze her For vhen I come homevards she rushes bell-mell, Katrina, mine frau, she could not do mitoudt her, How shveet, vhen der toils off der veek vas all ofer, Vhen vinter vas come, mit its coldt, shtormy veddher, Und dalk off der bast, by de fireside togedder, Ve gannot shtay long mit our shildren to dwell; UNCLE TOM AND THE HORNETS. There is an old woman down town who delights to find a case that all the doctors have failed to cure and then go to work with herbs and roots and strange things and try to effect at least an improvement. A few days ago she got hold of a girl with a stiff neck, and she offered an old negro named Uncle Tom Kelly fifty cents to go to the woods and bring her a hornet's nest. This was to be steeped in vinegar and applied to the neck. The old man spent several days along the Holden road, and yesterday morning he secured his prize and brought it home in a basket. When he reached the Central Market he had a few little purchases to make and after getting some few articles at a grocery he placed his basket on a barrel near the stove and went out to look for a beef bone. Bi Fo B A N I It was a dull day for trade. The grocer sat by the stove rubbing his bald head. His clerk stood at the desk balancing accounts, and three or four men lounged around talking about the new party that is to be founded on the ruins of the falling ones. It was a serene hour. One hundred and fifty hornets had gone to roost in that nest for the winter. The genial atmosphere began to limber them up. One old vetcran opened his eyes, rubbed his legs and said it was the shortest winter he had ever known in all his hornet days. A second shook off his lethargy and seconded the motion, and in five minutes the whole nest was alive and its owners were ready to sail out and investigate. You don't have to hit a hornet with the broadside of an ax to make him mad. He's mad all over all the time, and he doesn't care a picayune whether he tackles a humming-bird or an elephant. The grocer was telling one of the men that he and General Grant were boys together, when he gave a sudden start of surprise. This was followed by several other starts. Then he jumped over a barrel of sugar and yelled like a Pawnee. Some smiled, thinking he was after a funny climax, but it was only a minute before a solemn old farmer jumped three feet high and came down to roll over a job lot of washboards. Then the clerk ducked his head and made a rush for the door. He didn't get there. One of the other men who had been looking up and down to see what could be the matter, felt suddenly called upon to go home. He was going at the rate of forty miles an hour when he collided with the clerk, and they rolled on the floor. There was no use to tell the people in that store to move on. They couldn't tarry to save 'em. They all felt that the rent was too high, and that they must vacate the premises. A yell over by the cheese-box was answered by a war-whoop from the show-case. A howl from the kerosene barrel near the back door was answered by wild gestures around the show window. The crowd went out together. Uncle Tom was just coming in with his beef bone. When a larger body meets a smaller one, the larger body knocks it into the middle of next week. The old man lay around in the slush until every body had stepped on him all they wanted to, and then he sat up and asked: "Hev dey got de fiah all put out yit?" Some of the hornets sailed out of doors to fall by the wayside, and others waited around on top of barrels and baskets and jars to be slaughtered. It was half an hour before the last one was disposed of, and then Uncle Tom walked in, picked up the nest, and said: "Mebbe dis will cure de stiffness in dat gal's neck, jist de same, but I tell you I'ze got banged, an' bumped, an' sot down on till it will take a hull medical college all winter long to git me so I kin jump off a street kyar!" -Detroit Free Press. THE OLD MAN IN THE PALACE CAR. JOHN H. YATES. Well, Betsey, this beats everything our eyes have ever seen! We're ridin' in a palace fit for any king or queen; We didn't go as fast as this, nor on such cushions rest, When we left New England years ago to seek a home out West. We rode through this same country, but not as we now ride, You sat within a stage-coach, while I trudged by your side; Instead of ridin' on a rail, I carried one, you know. To pry the old coach from the mire through which we had to go. Let's see; that's fifty years ago,-just arter we were wed; Your eyes were then like diamonds bright, your cheeks like roses red. Now, Betsey, people call us old, and push us off one side, Just as they have the old slow coach in which we used to ride. I wonder if young married folks to-day would condescend To take a weddin' tour like ours, with a log house at the end? Much of the sentimental love that sets young cheeks aglow, Would die to meet the hardships of fifty years ago. Our love grew stronger as we toiled; though food and clothes were coarse, None ever saw us in the courts a-huntin' a divorce; I'm glad to see the world move on, to hear the engine's roar, And all about the cables stretchin' now from shore to shore. Our mission is accomplished; with toil we both are through; The Lord just let us live awhile to see how young folks do. Whew! Betsey, how we're flyin'! See the farms and towns go by! It makes my gray hair stand on end; it dims my failin' eye. Soon we'll be through our journey and in the house so good, That stands within a dozen rods of where the log one stood. How slow-like old time coaches-our youthful years went by! The years when we were livin' 'neath a bright New England sky; Swifter than palace cars now fly, our later years have flown, I hear the whistle blowin' on life's fast flyin' train; MEMORY.-JAMES A. GARfield. The following poem was written by the late President, during his senior year in Williams College, Mass., shortly before his graduation. It was published in the Williams Quarterly for March, 1856. Viewed in the light of recent events the concluding lines of the poem seem almost prophetic. 'Tis beauteous night; the stars look brightly down Or delicatest pencil e'er portrayed The enchanted, shadowy land where memory dwells? |