THE SNAIL. ANON. The snail he lives in his hard round house, In the orchard, under the tree; The snail in his little house doth dwell THE CHILD'S WORLD. LILLIPUT'S LEVEE. [To be recited in a vigorous yet tender way, by a little girl or boy.] Great, wide, beautiful, wonderful world, With the wonderful water around you curled, The wonderful air is over me, And the wonderful wind is shaking the tree; You friendly Earth! how far do you go With the wheat-fields that nod and the rivers that flow? With cities and gardens, and cliffs and isles, And people upon you for thousands of miles ? Ah, you are so great, and I am so small, I tremble to think of you, world, at all; And yet, when I said my prayers to-day, A whisper inside me seemed to say "You are more than the Earth, tho' you are such a dot You can Love and Think, and the Earth can not!" GRAN’MA AL'ARS DOES. ANON. [To be given by a little boy, in a little boy's manner.] I wants to mend my wagon, 'And has to have some nails- We're goin' to haul our rails. My horse's name is Betsy; She jumped an' broke her head; I put her in the stable, An' fed her milk and bread. The stable's in the parlor ; We didn't make no muss; I'se goin' to the cornfield, To ride on Charley's plough; O, won't I "gee up" awful, And "whoa" like Charley whoas; I wish you wouldn't bozzer, I want some bread an' butter- I tell you what, I knows ONLY A BABY. ANON. [To be recited by a little boy or girl, in a natural way.] Only a baby, 'thout any hair, 'Cept just a little fuzz here and there. Only a baby-name you have none, Only a baby-teeth none at all; Only a baby, just a week old; What are you here for? That's to be told. REPENTANCE. ANON. [To be spoken by a little child, simply.] A kitten once to his mother said, And live in a dreary wood." It climbed a tree to rob a nest Of young and tender owls; But the branch broke off, and the kitten fell, Howls, howls, howls, With six tremendous howls. Then up it rose and scratched its nose, And went home very sad- I'll never more be bad, Bad, bad, bad, I'll never more be bad." GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD MORNING. LORD HOUGHTON. [To be recited in a simple, descriptive manner.] A fair little girl sat under a tree, Sewing as long as her eyes could see, Then smoothed her work, and folded it right, Such a number of rooks came over her head, The horses neighed, and the oxen lowed, The sheep's "bleat, bleat," came over the road, She did not say to the sun "good night," The tall pink foxglove bowed his head, And, while on her pillow she softly lay, She knew nothing more till again it was day; And all things said to the beautiful sun, "Good morning, good morning, our work is begun!" A BABY'S SOLILOQUY. ANON. [ spoken by a petite child this will prove exceedingly amusing.] I am here! And if this is what they call the world, I don't think much of it. It's a very flannelly world, and smells of paregoric awfully. It's a dreadful light world, too, and makes me blink, I tell you. And I don't know what to do with my hands; I think I'll dig my fists in my eyes. No I won't, I'll scramble at the corner of 'my blanket, and chew it up, and then I'li holler-whatever happens I'll holler. And the more paregoric they give me the louder I'll yell. That old nurse puts the spoon in the corner of my mouth in a very uneasy way, and keeps tasting my milk herself all the while. She spilled snuff in it last night, and when I hollered she trotted That comes of being a two-days-old baby. Never mind; when I'm a man I'll pay her back good. There's a pin sticking in me me. |