PITY: AN IMPROMPTU. HAVE been robb'd, Sir-I pity your grief. CONSOLATION. THE HIGH-CROWN'D HAT: A PINDARIC STORY. BY ONE OF THE FAMILY. [From the Oracle.] LOOD pious reader, no offence I hope! Go Though a church-tale be mine, 't is not profane; I fcorn to fatirize e'en Turk or Pope, Or faints of Drury or of Warwick Lane. Once, an old woman (as I've heard the story), So drefs'd herself for church, in all her glory. She thought would mightily call forth her graces. The mufe not gueffes; but thus much can tell, Were quite the mode, and fince ten times I ween There people wear their clothes to keep them warm, A prodigy indeed, Whence did fuch terror-darting beams proceed, That few came near, but pray'd deliverance from it. Іп In fact, she had not master'd A, B, C, She juft as able was to read as pray. He goes just to be chriften'd, to be wed, Since there the Prieft threw water in her face; Nay, Piety itfelf would look afkance, At length the devil whifper'd in her ear, Anger Anger betrays us from the paths of grace, Thou 'rt the old woman in the high-crown'd hat. LINES ADDRESSED TO R. B. SHERIDAN, ESQ ΟΝ THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF FRANCE ELECTING HAYDN IN PREFERENCE TO HIM. ΤΗ HOUGH dumb the lyre that Orpheus once infpir'd, By brutes e'en follow'd, and by all admir'd; Though great Apelles' far fam'd colours die, Colours that feem'd with Nature's tints to vie; Though the proud buft from Praxiteles' hand, Nor brafs, nor marble, can decay withstand; Though all the arts unrivall'd Athens gave, Temples, Pantheons, fhare one common graveYet Homer lives, whom ev'ry age admires, Undamp'd his genius, and unquench'd his fires :: So when poor Haydn feeks Oblivion's fhore, And his "Creation" is ne'er thought of more ; Thy works, oh Brinfley! fhall exalt thy fame, And crowded theatres admire thy name, Where Niagara rolls her foaming waves, And all the fhores the wild Atlantic lavesWhere Europe's standards never were unfurl'd, Through the wide regions of the western world;: When great Columbia's unfledg'd, rifing power Surpaffes Rome, in her meridian hourWhen Albion, fhipwreck'd by Corruption's gale Serves for a beacon, or “adorns a tale.” HAYDN 'TIS HAYDN AND ORPHEUS. IS faid of old, when Orpheus thrum'd his lute, The flicks and ftones he mov'd to tell his fame: It may be true; for Haydn's German flute In France has lately done the very fame. BORE, THE GAMES OF LIFE. [From the Morning Herald.] THE little Mifs at three years old Plays with his friends at drinking: The Alderman, with bloated face, And Minifters too often make With looks profound, and thoughtful mind, Till, worn with care, at last they find, They 've all along been dreaming. The Lover fad, and woful wan, The Lounger plays at killing time, The Player plays for wealth and fame, And thus all play together, Till Death at last disturbs the game, Greenwich. A CATALOGUE RAISONNE' H. P. O. AT THE OF SOME OF THE PRINCIPAL CHARACTERS DUTCHESS OF BEDFORD'S MASQUERADE AT WOBURN ABBEY, ON TWELFTH NIGHT, JAN. 6, 1804. [From the Morning Chronicle.] WHAT a ftrange rabble-rout was collected together! Two fcarcely alike, yet all birds of a feather! There were Turks without harams, if not without wives; Though horn'd with the crefcent, yet Chriftian their lives! Who, in Mahomet's spite, guzzled wine with their cake;— And Jews, who pay intereft much more than they take; Dull Wits, for ftale jokes who their memories were jogging; Sturdy Beggars, who never had met with a flogging; Pious Nuns, whofe fad tears had a mifchievous twinkle; Old Witches, without a grey hair or a wrinkle : A fweet little Girl, who foon chang'd to a Boy; A group of young Miffes, nor bashful nor coy, Whofe |