Pleas'd with his prize, my Lord, in hafte, MORAL. This tale, methinks, may greatly ferve The Treasurer of the Navy Board Can make the application. PILPAY, Jun. ALARM S. [From the Morning Chronicle.] MR. EDITOR, NOTHING feems more wanted at prefent than fome certain criterion, or fet of rules, by which we can judge of our actual fituation. Perhaps there never was a time when it was more neceffary that Minifters of State fhould be acquainted with the philofophy of the paffions. For fome months paft they have been playing off the paffion of Fear among us, without feeming to understand how far it ought to be carried, and where to ftop. I cannot pofitively fay that what they have done is wrong, but I am certain they do not themfelves know that it is right. One event may juftify, and another condemn them, in the ufe they have made of the powers of alarm. We all talk of invafion; but how? One day its horrors are placed before our eyes, and we are afraid to go to bed in the dark. Next day we look at caricature prints, and read pofting-bills on the walls, and fnap our fingers at Bonaparté and all his legions. One day, day, the gun-boats which are to invade us, amount to eight hundred, each capable of carrying seventy men; the next, we cannot count above two hundred in all the enemy's harbours, and few of those fit for fea. One day, the volunteers are told they are too numerous; and the next they are defired to prepare for actual fervice. I know not what effect the rebound of thefe reports may have in France; but I can confidently affure the Doctor, that if they be continued, and equally inconfiftently, they will bring his patients into what the nurfes call a very low, nervous way. I am, Sir, MEDICULUS. THE CONTRAST; OR, THE STATESMAN AND THE DOCTOR. [From the Oracle.] WHEN the immortal Chatham funk in death, Gave his lov'd fon-'t was all he had to give The nobleft gift a fon could e'er receive Proud independent dignity of mind, Improv'd by precept, and by tafte refm'd, With talents, eloquence, and truth combin'd! Such was the youth! the ftatefman well we know→→→ And the vast debt of gratitude we owe While nations, fav'd by England's glories, tell Then Then on his K's unguarded favour steals, CONFIDENCE IN THE DOCTOR. BRODUM, WHEN Philip threaten'd to invade our land, Howard, Vere, Clifford, Sydney, led our band, And claim'd Old England's love and confidence. For their lov'd King each English heart beat high; Bond, Hiley, Tierney, Golding, Bragge, appear (Names for high worth and wisdom truly dear) Joint minifters with Doctor Addington! How, like Roman or Greek, MARVEL. Great Britain the world did fubdue; These glories are goue, But the Doctor has won Demarara and Eequibo. When Pitt guided the war, Through the nations afar Our standards with victory flew : Deeds like those we despise, For the Doctor's rare prize Demarara and Effequibo. Let Let each furgeon, physician, Nurfe, druggift, and apothecary, Their clyfter-pipes raise THE DOCTOR FOR ENGLAND. [From the fame.] BRODUM. (See Percy's Reliques of A. P. Vol. III. p. 312.) You read in Tooke's Pantheon, how The god of verfe, Apollo, OU Was prince of all Quack Doctors, and At Delphi he bamboozled all The Greeks with false predictions; But far in all these arts excelling, No quack alive can match our quack In boasting or bravado : Your purfe to bleed, your ftrength to drain, He beats the great Sangrado. To vomit, purge you, or compofe, His very air will make you fick, c 6 No No brazen head, no leaden fkull, And what cares he, if time, or fact, The crews to follow after! How calm is Ireland's peaceful state, "The Doctor is for England; the Corfican for France; THE NEAR OBSERVER; OR, A BOLUS FOR BENTLEY. [From the fame.] AN encomiaft was purchas'd-and wrote-as he ought When encomium for men without merit is bought: Virtue gave not her fpirit, nor genius its aid, And the cause he was hir'd to defend--he betray'd; His excufes fhew'd guilt; and his praise, ridicule; And whene'er he wrote "wife" every reader read "fool !” Cried, "My mafter, the Doctor, now fends half-a-crown, Of confiftency, energy, for fight, and stuff! Words fuggefting the names of Pitt, Grenville, and Windham, And throwing good Addington's far back behind 'em The fuppofed author of "Curfory Remarks upon the State of Politics." As |