"But the one we're recommending "If you fracture say your elbow, That you're here, perchance, one morning, "When some nasty broken chilblains It is getting on quite nicely, "Then walk into our death-trap- That the world has ever seen, The Sydney Bulletin. August 7, 1886. HARCOURT AND CHAMBERLAIN. "WILL you walk into our parlour?" said the Spider to the Fly; "Tis the cosiest little parlour, friend, that ever you did spy. The way into this parlour is quite wide, as you're aware, And, oh! we'll do such wondrous things when once we get you there! Then, won't you, won't you, won't you, won't you, Now, as I've heard, this little fly was young, but wary, too, And so he thought, I'll mind my eye-the thing may be a do ! So " 'No, no!" said that little fly; "kind Sir, that cannot be, I've heard what's in your parlour, and I do not wish to see. Another long political parody in The London Figaro, August 7, 1886, commenced: "Will you come into our Chamber? "said the Marquis to "Grand Cross" Tis a finely gilded chamber" (so went on the Tory Boss.) Another appeared in Punch, June 30, 1888, soon after Mr. W. E. Gladstone had given his vote in favour of Watkin's scheme for the Channel Tunnel. Two verses may be quoted :: THE WATKIN SPIDER AND THE GLADSTONE FLY. "Will you walk into my Tunnel ?" said the Spider to the Fly,, "Tis the handiest little Tunnel that ever you did spy. You've only got to pop your head inside and peep, no more, And you'll see a many curious things you never saw before. Will you, will you, will you, will you, walk in, Grand Old Fly? Said the Spider to the Fly, "It's most absurd, upon my soul, To see so big a nation scared about so small a hole. The Banquet served, the brilliant throng The plate was grand, yet every eye The thistle, rose, and shamrock twined The Prussian Eagle, raised on high, To please the Royal Guest. In matchless beauty stood the cake, And now each lady hoped to take Prince Albert raised a knife and fork, She rose-and the distinguished guests All murmuring, as they left the room, The Queen and Prince, like other folks, (He glanced towards the cake.) Our family increases fast, And cakes are very dear; The Prussian Eagle laid aside, We'll keep it for next year!" This ballad shows that the Queen had a reputation for parsimony as long ago as 1842, the moral it enforces is similar to that contained in the old Nursery Rhyme the ballad parodies, concerning the famous plum Pudding of King Arthur: "The King and Queen ate of the same, And what they could not eat that night, The above ballad was, of course, only a burlesque, and had no claim to longevity, but of all the serious adulatory poems written about the Queen, and her family, during the last fifty years how many have survived? With the exception of some few lines in Tennyson's Dedications and Odes, the present generation knows nothing of them. Where is Leigh Hunt's poem on the birth of the Princess Royal? Where is Professor Aytoun's Ode on the Marriage of the Prince of Wales? Where, oh, where is Mr. Lewis Morris's Ode for the Opening of the Imperial Institute? Forgotten, all forgotten, and nearly as obsolete as the Birthday Odes of the Poets-Laureate Eusden, Warton, and Pye. Who reads or remembers Martin F. Tupper's Welcome to the Princess Alexandra ? "And thus they warbled, in the style of Tupper, A poet arithmetical in fame, Who lisp'd in numbers, for the numbers came : THE JOY BIRDS' ODE. 100,000 welcomes !* And 100,000 more!!! As no land rang before; To welkin her to shore; Let pouring rainfalls hail ber name, And 100,000 more! In justice to Mr. Tupper it must be admitted that these are not exactly his lines, but only a very fair parody of them taken from The Lays of the Saintly, by Mr. Walter Parke. (London, Vizetelly, 1882.) -:0: DR. FELL. I Do not like thee, Dr. Fell, The reason why I cannot tell; But this alone, I know full well, I do not like thee, Dr. Fell. This little nursery rhyme claims ancient lineage. In Thomas Forde's "Virtus Rediviva," 1661, in a collection of familiar letters, is the following passage : "There are some natures so Hetrogenious, that the To enable the reader to realise more vividly the impressive solemnity of this ode, the number of welcomes has been put in Arabic numerals. The following is Clément Marot's version as given in Chapsal's Modèles de Littérature Française,' ii. p. 26 : Jan, je ne t'aime point, beau sire: Another version, by Roger de Bussy, Comte de Rabutin (ob. 1693), ran as follows: Je ne vous aime pas, Hylas, JOHN DRYDEN. BORN August 9, 1631. | DIED May 1, 1700. (Was Poet Laureate from 1670 till the accession of William III. in 1688, when he was superceded by a Protestant poet, Thomas Shadwell.) In the year 1683, a musical society was formed in London for the celebration of St. Cecilia's Day, and from that time a festival was held annually on November the 22nd in Stationers' Hall, and an Ode, composed for the occasion, was sung. These festivals continued, with a few interruptions, down to the year 1744, and some were held at even a later date; but these celebrations must not be confounded with the performances given by the "Cecilian" Society, which was established in 1785. A collection of the Odes, written for the Festival of St. Cecilia's Day, was first formed by Mr. William Henry Husk, Librarian of the Sacred Harmonic Society, and published by Bell and Daldy in 1857, in "An Account of the Musical Celebrations on St. Cecilia's Day. To which is appended a Collection of Odes on St. Cecilia's Day." It is unnecessary to enumerate them all here, but as Odes written by Nahum Tate, John Dryden, Thomas Shadwell, Samuel Wesley, Joseph Addison, William Congreve, Alexander Pope, and the burlesque Ode by Bonnell Thornton are included, the volume has considerable literary interest. John Dryden wrote a song for the Festival of November, 1687, but his great Ode," Alexander's Feast; or, the Power of Music," was written and performed in 1697. For this poem it is said Dryden received forty pounds, its success was so great that it was frequently performed at later festivals, and in 1736 "Alexander's Feast" was set to music by Handel. The poem has been frequently paro Timotheus placed on high, Amid the tuneful choir, With flying fingers touched the lyre; The Song began from Jove, A dragon's fiery form belied the god; And while he sought her snowy Breast, Aud stamp'd an image of himself, a sovereign of the world. The listening crowd admire the lofty sound; "A present deity!" they shout around; "A present deity !" the vaulted roofs rebound. With ravish'd ears And seems to shake the spheres. The praise of Bacchus then the sweet musician sung, He shows his honest face, Now give the hautboys breath! he comes! he comes! Bacchus ever fair and young, Drinking joys did first ordain : Chorus. Bacchus' blessings are a treasure; Sweet the pleasure, Sweet is pleasure, after pain! Sooth'd with the sound, the king grew vain ; Fought all his battles o'er again; And thrice he routed all his foes, and thrice he slew the slain ! The master saw the madness rise; His glowing cheeks, his ardent eyes; And while he heaven and earth defiedChanged his hand, and check'd his pride. He chose a mournful Muse, Soft Pity to infuse : He sang Darius great and good! Fallen fallen! fallen! fallen! And weltering in his blood! Deserted at his utmost need By those his former bounty fed, On the bare earth exposed he lies, Revolving, in his alter'd soul, The various turns of fate below; And now, and then, a sigh he stole, And tears began to flow ! The mighty master smil'd to see Never ending, still beginning, Take the good the gods provide thee! The bard of Ferney, plac'd on high Amid the tuneful quire, With flying fingers touch'd the wooden lyre : The song began from G-K's toil, When first he courted Lady Anne In Goodman's Fields, till then an unfrequented road. A present Shakespeare, loud they shout around: |