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CAPTAIN CUTTLE TO THE RESCUE.

should hope!" But Walter, taking this as a permission to enter, and getting over it, Mrs. MacStinger immediately demanded whether an Englishwoman's house was her castle or not; and whether she was to be broke in upon by "raff." On these subjects her thirst for information was still very importunate, when Walter, having made his way up the little staircase through an artificial fog occasioned by the washing, which covered the banisters with a clammy perspiration, entered Captain Cuttle's room, and found that gentleman in ambush behind the door.

"Never owed her a penny, Wal'r," said Captain Cuttle, in a low voice, and with visible marks of "Done her a world trepidation on his countenance. Vixen at times,

of good turns, and the children too. though. Whew!"

"I should go away, Captain Cuttle," said Walter. "Dursn't do it, Wal'r," returned the Captain. "She'd find me out, wherever I went. Sit down. How's Gills?"

The Captain was dining (in his hat) off cold loin of mutton, porter, and some smoking-hot potatoes, which he had cooked himself, and took out of a little saucepan before the fire as he wanted them. He unscrewed his hook at dinner-time, and screwed a knife into its wooden socket instead, with which he had already begun to peel one of these potatoes for Walter. His rooms were very small, and strongly impregnated with tobacco-smoke, but snug enough: every thing being stowed away, as if there were an earthquake regularly every half-hour.

"How's Gills?" inquired the Captain.

Walter, who had by this time recovered his breath, and lost his spirits-or such temporary spirits as his rapid journey had given him--looked at his questioner for a moment, said "Oh, Captain Cuttle!" and burst into tears.

No words can describe the Captain's consternation at this sight. Mrs. MacStinger faded into nothing before it. He dropped the potato and the fork-and would have dropped the knife too if he could-and sat gazing at the boy, as if he expected to hear next moment that a gulf had opened in the City, which had swallowed up his old friend, coffee-colored suit, buttons, chronometer, spectacles, and all.

But when Walter told him what was really the matter, Captain Cuttle, after a moment's reflection, started up into full activity. He emptied out of a little tin canister on the top shelf of the cupboard, his whole stock of ready money (amounting to thirteen pounds and half a crown), which he transferred to one of the pockets of his square blue coat; further enriched that repository with the contents of his plate chest, consisting of two withered atomies of tea-spoons, and an obsolete pair of knock-kneed sugar-tongs; pulled up his immense double-cased silver watch from the depths in which it reposed, to assure himself that that valuable was sound and whole; reattached the hook to his right wrist; and seizing the stick covered over with knobs, bade Walter come along.

Remembering, however, in the midst of his virtuous excitement, that Mrs. MacStinger might be lying in wait below, Captain Cuttle hesitated at last, not without glancing at the window, as if he had some thoughts of escaping by that unusual means of

egress, rather than encounter his terrible enemy.
"Wal'r," said the Captain, with a timid wink, "go
He decided, however, in favor of stratagem.
afore, my lad. Sing out, 'good-bye, Captain Cuttle,'
when you're in the passage, and shut the door. Then
wait at the corner of the street 'till you see me."

These directions were not issued without a pre-
vious knowledge of the enemy's tactics, for when
Water got down stairs, Mrs. MacStinger glided out
of the little back kitchen, like an avenging spirit.
But not gliding out upon the Captain, as she had ex-
pected, she merely made a further allusion to the
knocker, and glided in again.

Some five minutes elapsed before Captain Cuttle
could summon courage to attempt his escape; for
Walter waited so long at the street corner, looking
back at the house, before there were any symptoms
out of the door with the suddenness of an explosion,
of the hard glazed hat. At length the Captain burst
and coming toward him at a great pace, and never
once looking over his shoulder, pretended, as soon as
they were well out of the street, to whistle a tune.
"Uncle much hove down, Wal'r?" inquired the
Captain, as they were walking along.
If you had seen him this morn-
"I am afraid so.
"Walk fast, Wal'r, my lad," returned the Captain,
ing, you would never have forgotten it."
"and walk the same all the days
mending his pace;
and keep it !"
of your life. Overhaul the catechism for that advice,

The Captain was too busy with his own thoughts
of Solomon Gills, mingled perhaps with some reflec-
tions on his late escape from Mrs. MacStinger, to offer
any further quotations on the way for Walter's moral
until they arrived at old Sol's door, where the un-
improvement. They interchanged no other word
fortunate wooden midshipman, with his instrument
at his eye, seemed to be surveying the whole horizon
in search of some friend to help him out of his diffi-
culty.

"Gills!" said the Captain, hurrying into the back "Lay your head well to the wind, and we'll fight parlor, and taking him by the hand quite tenderly. with the solemnity of a man who was delivering through it. All you've got to do," said the Captain, himself of one of the most precious practical tenets ever discovered by human wisdom, "is to lay your head well to the wind, and we'll fight through it!"

Old Sol returned the pressure of his hand, and thanked him.

Captain Cuttle, then, with a gravity suitable to the nature of the occasion, put down upon the table the two tea-spoons and the sugar-tongs, the silver watch, and the ready money; and asked Mr. Brogley, the broker, what the damage was.

"Come! What do you make of it?" said Captain Cuttle.

"Why, Lord help you!" returned the broker; "you don't suppose that property's of any use, do you?"

"Why not?" inquired the Captain.

"Why? The amount's three hundred and seventy odd," replied the broker.

"Never mind," returned the Captain, though he was evidently dismayed by the figures: "all's fish that comes to your net, I suppose?"

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"Certainly," said Mr. Brogley. "But sprats ain't whales, you know."

The philosophy of this observation seemed to strike the Captain. He ruminated for a minute; eying the broker, meanwhile, as a deep genius; and then called the instrument-maker aside.

"Gills," said Captain Cuttle, "what's the bearings of this business? Who's the creditor?" "Hush!" returned the old man. Don't speak before Wally. for Wally's father-an old deal of it, Ned, but the times

"Come away. It's a matter of security bond. I've paid a good are so bad with me that

I can't do more just now. I've foreseen it, but I couldn't help it. Not a word before Wally, for all the world."

"You've got some money, haven't you?" whispered the Captain.

"Yes, yes-oh yes-I've got some," returned old Sol, first putting his hands into his empty pockets, and then squeezing his Welsh wig between them, as if he thought he might wring some gold out of it; "but I-the little I have got, isn't convertible, Ned; it can't be got at. I have been trying to do something with it for Wally, and I'm old-fashioned, and behind the time. It's here and there, and-and, in short, it's as good as nowhere,” said the old man, looking in bewilderment about him.

He had so much the air of a half-witted person who had been hiding his money in a variety of places, and had forgotten where, that the Captain followed his eyes, not without a faint hope that he might remember some few hundred pounds concealed up the chimney, or down in the cellar. But Solomon Gills knew better than that.

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"I'm behind the time altogether, my dear Ned," said Sol, in resigned despair, a long way. It's no use my lagging on so far behind it. The stock had better be sold-it's worth more than this debt-and I had better go and die somewhere, on the balance. I haven't any energy left. I don't understand things. This had better be the end of it. Let 'em sell the stock and take him down," said the old man, pointing feebly to the wooden midshipman, “and let us both be broken up together."

"And what d'ye mean to do with Wal'r?" said the Captain. "There, there! Sit ye down, Gills, sit ye down, and let me think o' this. If I warn't a man on a small annuity, that was large enough till today, I hadn't need to think of it. But you only lay your head well to the wind," said the Captain, again administering that unanswerable piece of consolation," and you're all right!"

Old Sol thanked him from his heart, and went and laid it against the back parlor fire-place instead.

Captain Cuttle walked up and down the shop for

globes, setting parallel rulers astride on to his nose, and amusing himself with other philosophical transactions.

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"Wal'r?" said the Captain at last. "I've got it." 'Have you, Captain Cuttle?" cried Walter, with great animation.

"Come this way, my lad," said the Captain. "The stock's one security. I'm another. Your governor's the man to advance the money."

"Mr. Dombey!" faltered Walter.

The Captain nodded gravely. "Look at him," he said. "Look at Gills. If they was to sell off these things now, he'd die of it. You know he would. We mustn't leave a stone unturned-and there's a stone for you."

"A stone!—Mr. Dombey!" faltered Walter.

"You run round to the office, first of all, and see if he's there," said Captain Cuttle, clapping him on the back. "Quick!"

Walter felt he must not dispute the command-a glance at his uncle would have determined him if he had felt otherwise-and disappeared to execute it. He soon returned, out of breath, to say that Mr. Dombey was not there. It was Saturday, and he had gone to Brighton.

"I tell you what, Wal'r!" said the Captain, who seemed to have prepared himself for this contingency in his absence. "We'll go to Brighton. I'll back you, my boy. I'll back you, Wal'r. We'll go to Brighton by the afternoon's coach."

If the application must be made to Mr. Dombey at all, which was awful to think of, Walter felt that he would rather prefer it alone and unassisted, than backed by the personal influence of Captain Cuttle, to which he hardly thought Mr. Dombey would attach much weight. But as the Captain appeared to be of quite another opinion, and was bent upon it, and as his friendship was too zealous and serious to be trifled with by one so much younger than himself, he forbore to hint the least objection. Cuttle, therefore, taking a hurried leave of Solomon Gills, and returning the ready money, the tea-spoons, the sugartongs, and the silver watch, to his pocket-with a view, as Walter thought, with horror, to making a gorgeous impression on Mr. Dombey-bore him off to the coach-office, without a minute's delay, and repeatedly assured him, on the road, that he would stick by him to the last.

CHAPTER X.

CONTAINING THE SEQUEL OF THE MIDSHIPMAN'S DISASTER.

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some time, cogitating profoundly, and bringing his observation of Paul, across Princess's Place,

bushy black eyebrows to bear so heavily on his nose, like clouds setting on a mountain, that Walter was afraid to offer any interruption to the current of his reflections. Mr. Brogley, who was averse to being any constraint upon the party, and who had an ingenious cast of mind, went, softly whistling, among the stock; rattling weather-glasses, shaking compasses as if they were physic, catching up keys with loadstones, looking through telescopes, endeavoring to make himself acquainted with the use of the

through his double-barreled opera-glass; and after receiving many minute reports, daily, weekly, and monthly, on that subject, from the native who kept himself in constant communication with Miss Tox's maid for that purpose; came to the conclusion that Dombey, sir, was a man to be known, and that J. B. was the boy to make his acquaintance.

Miss Tox, however, maintaining her reserved behavior, and frigidly declining to understand the Ma

JOEY B., SIR, INTRODUCES HIMSELF.

jor whenever he called (which he often did)' on any little fishing excursion connected with this project, the Major, in spite of his constitutional toughness and slyness, was fain to leave the accomplishment of his desire in some measure to chance, "which," as he was used to observe with chuckles at his club, "has been fifty to one in favor of Joey B., sir, ever since his elder brother died of Yellow Jack in the West Indies."

It was some time coming to his aid in the present instance, but it befriended him at last. When the dark servant, with full particulars, reported Miss Tox absent on Brighton service, the Major was suddenly touched with affectionate reminiscences of his friend Bill Bitherstone of Bengal, who had written

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the way, and gloating over the prospect of carrying by storm the distinguished friend to whom she attached so much mystery, and for whom she had deserted him.

"Would you, ma'am, would you!" said the Major, straining with vindictiveness, and swelling every already swollen vein in his head. "Would you give Joey B. the go-by, ma'am? Not yet, ma'am, not yet! Damme, not yet, sir. Joe is awake, ma'am. Bagstock is alive, sir. J. B. knows a move or two, ma'am. Josh has his weather-eye open, sir. You'll find him tough, ma'am. Tough, sir, tough is Joseph. Tough, and dev-ilish sly!"

And very tough, indeed, Master Bitherstone found him, when he took that young gentleman out for a

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to ask him, if he ever went that way, to bestow a call upon his only son. But when the same dark servant reported Paul at Mrs. Pipchin's, and the Major, referring to the letter favored by Master Bitherstone on his arrival in England-to which he had never had the least idea of paying any attentionsaw the opening that presented itself, he was made so rabid by the gout, with which he happened to be then laid up, that he threw a footstool at the dark servant in return for his intelligence, and swore he would be the death of the rascal before he had done with him: which the dark servant was more than half disposed to believe.

At length the Major being released from his fit, went one Saturday growling down to Brighton, with the native behind him; apostrophizing Miss Tox all

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walk. But the Major, with his complexion like a Stilton cheese, and his eyes like a prawn's, went roving about, perfectly indifferent to Master Bitherstone's amusement, and dragging Master Bitherstone along, while he looked about him high and low for Mr. Dombey and his children.

In good time the Major, previously instructed by Mrs. Pipchin, spied out Paul and Florence, and bore down upon them; there being a stately gentleman (Mr. Dombey, doubtless) in their company. Charging with Master Bitherstone into the very heart of the little squadron, it fell out, of course, that Master Bitherstone spoke to his fellow-sufferers. that the Major stopped to notice and admire them; remembered with amazement that he had seen and spoken to them at his friend Miss Tox's in Princess's

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Place; opined that Paul was a devilish fine fellow, and his own little friend; inquired if he remembered Joey B. the Major; and finally, with a sudden recollection of the conventionalities of life, turned and apologized to Mr. Dombey.

"But my little friend here, sir," said the Major, "makes a boy of me again. An old soldier, sir— Major Bagstock, at your service-is not ashamed to confess it." Here the Major lifted his hat. "Damme, sir," cried the Major, with sudden warmth, "I envy you." Then he recollected himself, and added, "Excuse my freedom."

Mr. Dombey begged he wouldn't mention it.

"An old campaigner, sir," said the Major, "a smokedried, sun-burned, used-up, invalided old dog of a Major, sir, was not afraid of being condemned for his whim by a man like Mr. Dombey. I have the honor of addressing Mr. Dombey, I believe?"

"I am the present unworthy representative of that name, Major," returned Mr. Dombey.

"By G-, sir," said the Major, "it's a great name. It's a name, sir," said the Major firmly, as if he defied Mr. Dombey to contradict him, and would feel it his painful duty to bully him if he did, "that is known and honored in the British possessions abroad. It is a name, sir, that a man is proud to recognize. There is nothing adulatory in Joseph Bagstock, sir. His Royal Highness the Duke of York observed on more than one occasion, 'there is no adulation in Joey He is a plain old soldier is Joe. He is tough to a fault is Joseph:' but it's a great name, sir. By the Lord, it's a great name!" said the Major, solemnly. "You are good enough to rate it higher than it deserves, perhaps, Major," returned Mr. Dombey.

"No, sir," said the Major. "My little friend here, sir, will certify for Joseph Bagstock that he is a thorough-going, downright, plain-spoken, old Trump, sir, and nothing more. That boy, sir," said the Major, in a lower tone, "will live in history. That boy, sir, is not a common production. Take care of him, Mr. Dombey."

Mr. Dombey seemed to intimate that he would endeavor to do so.

"Here is a boy here, sir," pursued the Major, confidentially, and giving him a thrust with his cane. "Son of Bitherstone of Bengal. Bill Bitherstone formerly of ours. That boy's father and myself, sir, were sworn friends. Wherever you went, sir, you heard of nothing but Bill Bitherstone and Joe Bagstock. Am I blind to that boy's defects? By no means. He's a fool, sir."

Mr. Dombey glanced at the libeled Master Bitherstone, of whom he knew at least as much as the Major did, and said, in quite a complacent manner, "Really?"

"That is what he is, sir," said the Major. "He's a fool. Joe Bagstock never minces matters. The son of my old friend Bill Bitherstone, of Bengal, is a born fool, sir." Here the Major laughed till he was almost black. "My little friend is destined for a public school, I presume, Mr. Dombey?" said the Major, when he had recovered.

"I am not quite decided, returned Mr. Dombey. "I think not. He is delicate."

"If he's delicate, sir," said the Major, "you are right. None but the tough fellows could live

through it, sir, at Sandhurst. We put each other to the torture there, sir. We roasted the new fellows at a slow fire, and hung 'em out of a three-pairof-stairs window, with their heads downward. Joseph Bagstock, sir, was held out of the window by the heels of his boots, for thirteen minutes by the college clock."

The Major might have appealed to his countenance in corroboration of this story. It certainly looked as if he had hung out a little too long.

"But it made us what we were, sir," said the Major, settling his shirt frill. "We were iron, sir, and it forged us. Are you remaining here, Mr. Dombey?" "I generally come down once a week, Major," returned that gentleman. "I stay at the Bedford."

"I shall have the honor of calling at the Bedford, sir, if you'll permit me," said the Major. "Joey B., sir, is not in general a calling man, but Mr. Dombey's is not a common name. I am much indebted to my little friend, sir, for the honor of this introduction."

Mr. Dombey made a very gracious reply; and Major Bagstock, having patted Paul on the head, and said of Florence that her eyes would play the devil with the youngsters before long-" and the oldsters too, sir, if you come to that," added the Major, chuckling very much-stirred up Master Bitherstone with his walking-stick, and departed with that young gentleman, at a kind of half trot; rolling his head and coughing with great dignity, as he staggered away, with his legs very wide asunder.

In fulfillment of his promise, the Major afterward called on Mr. Dombey; and Mr. Dombey, having referred to the army list, afterward called on the Major. Then the Major called at Mr. Dombey's house in town; and came down again, in the same coach as Mr. Dombey. In short, Mr. Dombey and the Major got on uncommonly well together, and uncommonly fast; and Mr. Dombey observed of the Major, to his sister, that besides being quite a military man he was really something more, as he had a very admirable idea of the importance of things unconnected with his own profession.

At length Mr. Dombey, bringing down Miss Tox and Mrs. Chick to see the children, and finding the Major again at Brighton, invited him to dinner at the Bedford, and complimented Miss Tox highly, beforehand, on her neighbor and acquaintance. Notwithstanding the palpitation of the heart which these allusions occasioned her, they were any thing but disagreeable to Miss Tox, as they enabled her to be extremely interesting, and to manifest an occasional incoherence and distraction which she was not at all unwilling to display. The Major gave her abundant opportunities of exhibiting this emotion being profuse in his complaints, at dinner, of her desertion of him and Princess's Place: and as he appeared to derive great enjoyment from making them, they all got on very well.

None the worse on account of the Major taking charge of the whole conversation, and showing as great an appetite in that respect as in regard of the various dainties on the table, among which he may be almost said to have wallowed: greatly to the aggravation of his inflammatory tendencies. Mr. Dombey's habitual silence and reserve yielding readily to this usurpation, the Major felt that he was coming

CAPTAIN CUTTLE'S BRIGHT IDEA IN ACTION.

out and shining and in the flow of spirits thus engendered, rang such an infinite number of new changes on his own name that he quite astonished himself. In a word, they were all very well pleased. The Major was considered to possess an inexhaustible fund of conversation; and when he took a late farewell, after a long rubber, Mr. Dombey again complimented the blushing Miss Tox on her neighbor and acquaintance.

But all the way home to his own hotel, the Major incessantly said to himself, and of himself, "Sly, sir -sly, sir-dev-il-ish sly!" And when he got there, sat down in a chair, and fell into a silent fit of laughter, with which he was sometimes seized, and which was always particularly awful. It held him so long on this occasion that the dark servant, who stood watching him at a distance, but dared not for his life approach, twice or thrice gave him over for lost. His whole form, but especially his face and head, dilated beyond all former experience; and presented to the dark man's view nothing but a heavy mass of indigo. At length he burst into a violent paroxysm of coughing, and when that was a little better burst into such ejaculations as the following:

"Would you, ma'am, would you? Mrs. Dombey, eh, ma'am? I think not, ma'am. Not while Joe B. can put a spoke in your wheel, ma'am. J. B.'s even ma'am. He isn't altogether bowled with you now, out yet, sir, isn't Bagstock. She's deep, sir, deep, but Josh is deeper. Wide awake is old Joe-broad awake, and staring, sir!" There was no doubt of this last assertion being true, and to a very fearful extent; as it continued to be during the greater part of that night, which the Major chiefly passed in similar exclamations, diversified with fits of coughing and choking that startled the whole house.

It was on the day after this occasion (being Sunday) when, as Mr. Dombey, Mrs. Chick, and Miss Tox were sitting at breakfast, still eulogizing the Major, Florence came running in: her face suffused with a bright color, and her eyes sparkling joyfully: and cried,

"Papa! Papa! Here's Walter! and he won't come in."

"Who?" cried Mr. Dombey. "What does she
mean? What is this?"

"Walter, papa!" said Florence, timidly; sensible
of having approached the presence with too much
"Who found me when I was lost."
familiarity.
"Does she mean young Gay, Louisa?" inquired
Really, this
Mr. Dombey, knitting his brows.
child's manners have become very boisterous. She
can not mean young Gay, I think. See what it is,
will you."

Mrs. Chick hurried into the passage, and returned
with the information that it was young Gay, accom-
panied by a very strange-looking person; and that
young Gay said he would not take the liberty of
coming in, hearing Mr. Dombey was at breakfast, but
would wait until Mr. Dombey should signify that he
might approach.

"Tell the boy to come in now," said Mr. Dombey. "Now, Gay, what is the matter? Who sent you Was there nobody else to come?" down here?

"I beg your pardon, sir," returned Walter. "I have not been sent. I have been so bold as to come

on my own account, which I hope you'll pardon when
I mention the cause."

But Mr. Dombey, without attending to what he
(as if he were a pillar in his way) at some object
said, was looking impatiently on either side of him
behind.

"What's that?" said Mr. Dombey. "Who is that?
sir."
I think you have made some mistake in the door,

"Oh, I'm very sorry to intrude with any one, sir,"
cried Walter, hastily: "but this is-this is Captain
Cuttle, sir."

"Wal'r, my lad," observed the Captain in a deep voice: "stand by!"

At the same time the Captain, coming a little farther in, brought out his wide suit of blue, his conlief, and stood bowing to Mr. Dombey, and waving spicuous shirt-collar, and his knobby nose in full rehis hook politely to the ladies, with the hard glazed hat in his one hand, and a red equator round his head which it had newly imprinted there.

Mr. Dombey regarded this phenomenon with amazement and indignation, and seemed by his looks to appeal to Mrs. Chick and Miss Tox against it. toward Miss Tox as the captain waved his hook, and Little Paul, who had come in after Florence, backed stood on the defensive. "What have you

"Now, Gay," said Mr. Dombey. got to say to me?"

Again the Captain observed, as a general opening of the conversation that could not fail to propitiate all parties, "Wal'r, stand by!"

"I am afraid, sir," began Walter, trembling, and looking down at the ground, "that I take a very should hardly have had the courage to ask to see great liberty in coming-indeed, I am sure I do. I you, sir, even after coming down, I am afraid, if I had not overtaken Miss Dombey, and-"

"Well!" said Mr. Dombey, following his eyes as he glanced at the attentive Florence, and frowning "Go on, if you please." unconsciously as she encouraged him with a smile.

"Ay, ay," observed the Captain, considering it incumbent on him, as a point of good-breeding, to supCaptain Cuttle ought to have been withered by port Mr. Dombey. "Well said! Go on, Wal'r." the look which- Mr. Dombey bestowed upon him in cent of this, he closed one eye in reply, and gave Mr. acknowledgment of his patronage. But quite innoof his hook, that Walter was a little bashful at first, Dombey to understand, by certain significant motions and might be expected to come out shortly.

"It is entirely a private and personal matter that has brought me here, sir," continued Walter, faltering, "and Captain Cuttle-"

"Here!" interposed the Captain, as an assurance that he was at hand, and might be relied upon.

"Who is a very old friend of my poor uncle's, and a most excellent man, sir,” pursued Walter, raising his eyes with a look of entreaty in the Captain's behalf," was so good as to offer to come with me, which I could hardly refuse."

"No, no, no," observed the Captain, complacently. "Of course not. No call for refusing. Go on, Wal'r." "And therefore, sir," said Walter, venturing to meet Mr. Dombey's eye, and proceeding with better

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