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where all the other beauties are present, the work appears dry and insipid, if this single one be wanting. It has something in t like creation. It bestows a kind of exstence, and draws up to the reader's view several objects which are not to be found in being. It makes additions to nature, and gives greater variety to God's works. In a word, it is able to beautify and adorn the most illustrious scenes in the universe, or co fill the mind with more glorious shows and apparitions than can be found in any part of it.
We have now discovered the several Originals of those pleasures that gratify the acy; and here, perhaps, it would not be very difficult to cast under their proper heads those contrary objects, which are apt o fill it with distaste and terror; for the magination is as liable to pain as pleasure. When the brain is hurt by any accident, or the mind disordered by dreams or sickness, the fancy is overrun with wild dismal ideas, and terrified with a thousand hideous monsters of its own framing.
Eumenidum veluti demens videt agmina Pentheus,
Virg. Æn. 469.
Like Pentheus, when distracted with his fear,
Dryden. There is not a sight in nature so mortifyng as that of a distracted person, when his magination is troubled, and his whole soul disordered and confused. Babylon in ruins s not so melancholy a spectacle. But to quit so disagreeable a subject, I shall only Consider, by way of conclusion, what an nfinite advantage this faculty gives an alnighty Being over the soul of man, and how great a measure of happiness or misery we are capable of receiving from the imagi
ture the soul through this single faculty, as
[This essay on the Pleasures of the Iina-
Friday, July 4, 1712.
Hæc scripsi non otii abundantia, sed amoris ergate.
I have written this not out of the abundance of lei.
I Do not know any thing which gives
with that quality without which a man can Callisthenes had great wit accompanied We have already seen the influence that have no wit at all-a sound judgment. This one man has over the fancy of another, and gentleman rallies the best of any man I with what ease he conveys into it a variety know: for he forms his ridicule upon a cirof imagery: how great a power then may cumstance which you are in your heart not We suppose lodged in Him who knows all unwilling to grant him; to wit, that you are ways of affecting the imagination, who guilty of an excess in something which is an infuse what ideas he pleases, and fill in itself laudable. He very well understands hose ideas with terror and delight to what what you would be, and needs not fear your legree he thinks fit! He can excite images anger for declaring you are a little too much n the mind without the help of words, and that thing. The generous will bear being nake scenes rise up before us, and seem reproached as lavish, and the valiant as present to the eye, without the assistance rash, without being provoked to resentof bodies or exterior objects. He can trans-ment against their monitor. What has been ort the imagination with such beautiful said to be a mark of a good writer will fall and glorious visions as cannot possibly enter in with the character of a good companion. nto our present conceptions, or haunt it The good writer makes his reader better with such ghastly spectres and apparitions
s would make us hope for annihilation, and *These contents are printed all together in the origi hink existence no better than a curse. Inal folio. at the end of No. 421; but are in this edition short, he can so exquisitely ravish or tor-ginnings of the veral papers.
arranged in their proper places, and placed at the be
should, are commonly brought forth even in company of men of distinction. They do not thrust with the skill of fencers, but cut up with the barbarity of butchers. It is methinks, below the character of men of humanity and good manners to be capable of mirth while there is any of the company in pain and disorder. They who have the true taste of conversation, enjoy themselves
pleased with himself, and the agreeable | Allusions to past follies, hints which revive man makes his friends enjoy themselves, what a man has a mind to forget for ever, rather than him, while he is in their com- and desires that all the rest of the world pany. Callisthenes does this with inimitable pleasantry. He whispered a friend the other day, so as to be overheard by a young officer, who gave symptoms of cocking upon the company, "That gentleman has very much the air of a general officer.' The youth immediately put on a composed behaviour, and behaved himself suitably to the conceptions he believed the company had of him. It is to be allowed that Cal-in communication of each other's excellisthenes will make a man run into impertinent relations to his own advantage, and express the satisfaction he has in his own dear self, till he is very ridiculous: but in this case the man is made a fool by his own consent, and not exposed as such whether he will or no. I take it, therefore, that to make raillery agreeable, a man must either not know he is rallied, or think never the worse of himself if he sees he is.
lencies, and not in a triumph over their imperfections. Fortius would have been reckoned a wit, if there had never been a fool in the world: he wants not foils to be a beauty, but has that natural pleasure in observing perfection in others, that his own faults are overlooked out of gratitude by all his acquaintance.
After these several characters of men who succeed or fail in raillery, it may not Acetus is of a quite contrary genius, and is be amiss to reflect a little farther what one more generally admired than Callisthenes, takes to be the most agreeable kind of it; but not with justice. Acetus has no regard and that to me appears when the satire is to the modesty or weakness of the person directed against vice, with an air of con he rallies; but if his quality or humility tempt of the fault, but no ill-will to the gives him any superiority to the man he criminal. Mr. Congreve's Doris is a masterwould fall upon, he has no mercy in mak-piece of this kind. It is the character of a ing the onset. He can be pleased to see his best friends out of countenance, while the laugh is loud in his own applause. His raillery always puts the company into little divisions and separate interests, while that of Callisthenes cements it, and makes every man not only better pleased with himself, but also with all the rest in the conversation.
woman utterly abandoned; but her impu dence, by the finest piece of raillery, is made only generosity.
To rally well, it is absolutely necessary that kindness must run through all you say; and you must ever preserve the character of a friend to support your pretensions to be free with a man. Acetus ought to be banished human society, because he raises his mirth upon giving pain to the person upon whom he is pleasant. Nothing but the malevolence which is too general towards those who excel could make his company tolerated; but they with whom he converses are sure to see some man sacrificed wherever he is admitted; and all No. the credit he has for wit is owing to the gratification it gives to other men's ill-na
Peculiar therefore is her way,
'For who o'ernight obtain'd her grace,
'So well she can the truth disguise,
Or thinks 'twas all a dream.
'Some censure this as lewd or low,
423.] Saturday, July 5, 1712.
Once fit myself.
Hor. Od. xxvi. Lib. 3 L
Minutius has a wit that conciliates a man's love, at the same time that it is ex- I LOOK upon myself as a kind of guardian erted against his faults. He has an art of to the fair, and am always watchful to ob keeping the person he rallies in counte-serve any thing which concerns their inter nance, by insinuating that he himself is est. The present paper shall be employed guilty of the same imperfection. This he in the service of a very fine young woman does with so much address, that he seems and the admonitions I give her may not be rather to bewail himself, than fall upon his unuseful to the rest of her sex. Gloriana friend. shall be the name of the heroine in to-day's It is really monstrous to see how unac-entertainment; and when I have told you countably it prevails among men, to take that she is rich, witty, young, and beauti the liberty of displeasing each other. One ful, you will believe she does not want ad would think sometimes that the conten-mirers. She has had, since she came t tion is, who shall be most disagreeable. town, about twenty-five of those lovers wh
ade their addresses by way of jointure | to you the other day was a contrivance to ad settlement: these come and go with remark your resentment. When you saw eat indifference on both sides; and as the billet subscribed Damon, and turned eautiful as she is, a line in a deed has had away with a scornful air, and cried "imception enough against it to outweigh the pertinence!" you gave hopes to him that stre of her eyes, the readiness of her un- shuns you, without mortifying him that erstanding, and the merit of her general languishes for you. aracter. But among the crowd of such ol adorers, she has two who are very siduous in their attendance. There is mething so extraordinary and artful in eir manner of application, that I think it t common justice to alarm her in it. I ve done it in the following letter:
MADAM,-I have for some time taken tice of two young gentlemen who attend u in all public places, both of whom have easy access to you at your own house. ne matter is adjusted between them; d Damon, who so passionately addresses u, has no design upon you; but Strephon, o seems to be indifferent to you, is the n who is, as they have settled it, to have The plot was laid over a bottle of ne; and Strephon, when he first thought you, proposed to Damon to be his rival. e manner of his breaking of it to him, I s so placed at a tavern, that I could not pid hearing. Damon," said he, with deep sigh, "I have long languished for at miracle of beauty, Gloriana; and if 1 will be very steadfastly my rival, I all certainly obtain her. Do not,' conued he, "be offended at this overture; I go upon the knowledge of the temper the woman, rather than any vanity that hould profit by any opposition of your tensions to those of your humble sert. Gloriana has very good sense, a ck relish of the satisfactions of life, and 1 not give herself, as the crowd of won do, to the arms of a man to whom she different. As she is a sensible woman, pressions of rapture and adoration will move her neither; but he that has her st be the object of her desire, not her The way to this end I take to be, t a man's general conduct should be eeable, without addressing in particular the woman he loves. Now, sir, if you I be so kind as to sigh and die for Gloa, I will carry it with great respect tods her, but seem void of any thoughts lover. By this means I shall be in the t amiable light of which I am capable; all be received with freedom, you with Damon who has himself no deerve." s of marriage at all, easily fell into the eme; and you may observe, that wheryou are, Damon appears also. You he carries on an unaffected exactness is dress and manner, and strives always e the very contrary of Strephon. They e already succeeded so far, that your = are ever in search of Strephon, and themselves of course from Damon. y meet and compare notes upon your age; and the letter which was brought
What I am concerned for, madam, is, that in the disposal of your heart, you should know what you are doing, and ex amine it before it is lost. Strephon contradicts you in discourse with the civility of one who has a value for you, but gives up nothing like one that loves you. This seem ing unconcern gives his behaviour the advantage of sincerity, and insensibly obtains your good opinion by appearing disinterested in the purchase of it. If you watch these correspondents hereafter, you will find that Strephon makes his visit of civility immediately after Damon has tired you with one of love. Though you are very discreet, you will find it no easy matter to escape the toils so well laid; as, when one studies to be disagreeable in passion, the other to be pleasing without it. All the turns of your temper are carefully watched, and their quick and faithful intelligence gives your lovers irresistible advantage. You will please, madam, to be upon your guard, and take all the necessary precautions against one who is amiable to you before you know he is enamoured. I am, madam, your most obedient servant.'
Strephon makes great progress in this lady's good graces; for most women being actuated by some little spirit of pride and contradiction, he has the good effects of both those motives by this covert way of courtship. He received a message yesterday from Damon in the following words, superscribed 'With speed.'
'All goes well; she is very angry at me, and I dare say hates me in earnest. It is a good time to visit. Yours.'
The comparison of Strephon's gaiety to Damon's languishment strikes her imagina tion with a prospect of very agreeable hours with such a man as the former, and abhorrence of the insipid prospect with one like the latter. To know when a lady is displeased with another, is to know the best time of advancing yourself. This method of two persons playing into each other's hand is so dangerous, that I cannot tell how a woman could be able to withstand such a siege. The condition of Gloriana I am afraid is irretrievable; for Strephon has had so many opportunities of pleasing without suspicion, that all which is left for her to do is to bring him, now she is advised, to an explanation of his passion, and beginning again, if she can conquer the kind sentiments she has conceived for him. When one shows himself a creature to be avoided, the other proper to be fled to for succour, they have the whole woman be
tween them, and can occasionally rebound
N. B. I have many other secrets which
No.424.] Monday, July 7, 1712.
Hor. Ep. xi. Lib. 1. 30.
'Tis not the place disgust or pleasure brings:
'London, June 24.
with which he treats his neighbours, and every one, even the meanest of his own family! and yet how seldom imitated! In stead of which we commonly meet with ill-natured expostulations, noise, and chidings.-And this I hinted, because the humour and disposition of the head is what chiefly influences all the other parts of a family.
'An agreement and kind correspondence between friends and acquaintance is the greatest pleasure of life. This is an undoubted truth; and yet any man who judges from the practice of the world will be almost persuaded to believe the contrary for how can we suppose people should so industrious to make themselves uneasy! What can engage them to entertain and foment jealousies of one another upon every or the least occasion? Yet so it is, there are people who (as it should seem) delight in being troublesome and vexatious, who (as Tully speaks) Mira sunt alacritate ad litigandum, have a certain cheerfulness in wrangling. And thus it happens, that there are very few families in which there are not feuds and animosities; though it is every one's interest, there more particu larly, to avoid them, because there (as I In this I am sensible I do but repeat would willingly hope) no one gives another what has been said a thousand times, at uneasiness without feeling some share of which however I think nobody has any it. But I am gone beyond what I designed, title to take exception, but they who never and had almost forgot what I chiefly pr failed to put this in practice.-Not to use posed: which was, barely to tell any longer preface, this being the season hardly we, who pass most of our time in of the year in which great numbers of all town, dispense with a long vacation in the sorts of people retire from this place of country, how uneasy we grow to ourselves, business and pleasure to country solitude, and to one another, when our conversation I think it not improper to advise them to is confined; insomuch that, by Michaeltake with them as great a stock of good-mas, it is odds but we come to downright humour as they can; for though a country squabbling, and make as free with one an life is described as the most pleasant of all others, and though it may in truth be so, yet it is so only to those who know how to enjoy leisure and retirement.
As for those who cannot live without the constant helps of business or company, let them consider, that in the country there is no Exchange, there are no playhouses, no variety of coffee-houses, nor many of those other amusements which serve here as so many reliefs from the repeated occurrences in their own families; but that there the greatest part of their time must be spent within themselves, and consequently it behoves them to consider how agreeable it will be to them before they leave this dear town.
other to our faces as we do with the rest of the world behind their backs. After I have told you this, I am to desire that you would now and then give us a lesson of good-humour, a family-piece, which, since we are all very fond of you, I hope may have some influence upon us.
are a col
'After these plain observations, give me leave to give you a hint of what a set of company of my acquaintance, who are now of gone into the country, and have the use an absent nobleman's seat, have settled among themselves, to avoid the inconve niences above mentioned. They lection of ten or twelve of the same good inclination towards each other, but of very different talents and inclinations: from hence they hope that the variety of their temper will only create variety of pleasures. But as there always will arise, among the same people, either for want of diversity of ob jects, or the like causes, a certain satiety hich may grow into ill-humour or discon is such a one as you there describe your tent, there is a large wing of the house friend, who cannot therefore (I mean as which they design to employ in the nature to his domestic character,) be too often re- of an infirmary. Whoever says a peevish commended to the imitation of others. How thing, or acts any thing which betrays amiable is that affability and benevolence sourness or indisposition to company, is im
I remember, Mr. Spectator, we were very well entertained last year with the advices you gave us from Sir Roger's country-seat; which I the rather mention, because it is almost impossible not to live pleasantly, where the master of the family
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ediately to be conveyed to his chambers the infirmary; from whence he is not to relieved, till by his manner of submison, and the sentiments expressed in his etition for that purpose, he appears to the ajority of the company to be again fit for ciety. You are to understand, that all -natured words or uneasy gestures are fficient cause for banishment; speaking patiently to servants, making a man reeat what he says, or any thing that betrays attention or dishumour, are also criminal ithout reprieve. But it is provided, that hoever observes the ill-natured fit coming pon himself, and voluntarily retires, shall received at his return from the infirmary ith the highest marks of esteem. By these nd other wholesome methods, it is exected that if they cannot cure one another, et at least they have taken care that the -humour of one shall not be troublesome O the rest of the company. There are any other rules which the society have stablished for the preservation of their ase and tranquillity, the effects of which, ith the incidents that arise among them, hall be communicated to you from time to me, for the public good, by, sir, your most Lumble servant, R. O.'
MR. SPECTATOR,-There is hardly any hing gives me a more sensible delight than he enjoyment of a cool still evening after he uneasiness of a hot sultry day. Such a ne I passed not long ago, which made me ejoice when the hour was come for the sun o set, that I might enjoy the freshness of he evening in my garden, which then ffords me the pleasantest hours I pass in he whole four and twenty. I immediately ose from my couch, and went down into it. You descend at first by twelve stone steps nto a large square divided into four plots, in each of which is a statue of white marble. This is separated from a large parterre by a low wall; and from thence, hrough a pair of iron gates, you are led nto a long broad walk of the finest turf, set n each side with tall yews, and on either and bordered by a canal, which on the ight divides the walk from a wilderness parted into variety of alleys and arbours, and on the left from a kind of amphitheatre, hich is the receptacle of a great number f oranges and myrtles. The moon shone right, and seemed then most agreeably to apply the place of the sun, obliging me
with as much light as was necessary to discover a thousand pleasing objects, and at the same time divested of all power of heat. The reflection of it in the water, the fanning of the wind rustling on the leaves, the singing of the thrush and nightingale, and the coolness of the walks, all conspired to make me lay aside all displeasing thoughts, and brought me into such a tranquillity of mind, as is, I believe, the next happiness to that of hereafter. In this sweet retirement I naturally fell into the repetition of some lines out of a poem of Milton's, which he entitles Il Penseroso, the ideas of which were exquisitely suited to my present wanderings of thought.
"Sweet bird! that shunn'st the noise of folly,
"Then let some strange mysterious dream
And as I wake, sweet music breathe
Above, about, or underneath,
Sent by spirits to mortals' good,
Or the unseen genius of the wood."
'I reflected then upon the sweet vicissitudes of night and day, on the charming disposition of the seasons, and their return again in a perpetual circle: and oh! said I, that I could from these my declining years return again to my first spring of youth and vigour; but that, alas! is impossible; all that remains within my power is to soften the inconveniences I feel; with an easy contented mind, and the enjoyment of such delights as this solitude affords me. In this thought I sat me down on a bank of flowers, and dropt into a slumber, which, whether it were the effect of fumes and vapours, or my present thoughts, I know not; but methought the genius of the garden stood before me, and introduced into the walk where I lay this drama and different scenes of the revolution of the year, which, whilst then saw, even in my dream, I resolved to write down, and send to the Spectator.
"The first person whom I saw advancing towards me was a youth of a most beautiful air and shape, though he seemed not yet arrived at that exact proportion and symmetry of parts which a little more time would have given him; but, however, there was such a bloom in his countenance, such satisfaction and joy, that I thought it the most desirable form that I had ever seen. He was clothed in a flowing mantle of green silk, interwoven with flowers; he had a chaplet of roses on his head, and a narcissus in his hand; primroses and violets sprang up under his feet, and all nature was cheered at his approach. Flora was on one hand,