In the hush of the valley of silence But far on the deep there are billows And I have seen thoughts in the valley- Do you ask me the place of the valley, It lieth afar between mountains, And God and his angels are there; FATHER RYAN. THE FAST MAIL. LAY by the weekly, Betsey, it's old, like you and I, "How'd I get it?" Bless you, Betsey, you needn't doubt and laugh, 1 It didn't drop down from the clouds, nor come by telegraph; I got it by the lightnin', mail we've read about, you know, The mail that Jonathan got up, about a month ago, We farmers livin' round the hill went to the town to-day, The bags were caught on board the train as it went roarin' by. We are seein' many changes in our fast declinin' years; Strange rumors now are soundin' in our hard-of-hearin' ears. Ere the sleep that knows no wakin' comes to waft us o'er the stream, Some great power may be takin' all the self-conceit from steam. Well do we remember, Betsey, when the postman carried mails, - Many times, you know, we missed them,—for the postman never came, Then, not knowing what had happened, we did each the other blame; Long those lover quarrels lasted, but the God who melts the proud Brought our strayin' hearts together and let sunshine through the cloud. Then, at last, the tidings reached us that the faithful postman fell Before the forest savage with his wild, terrific yell. And your letters lay and mouldered, while the sweet birds sang above, And I was sayin' bitter things about a woman's love. Long and tedious were the journeys- few and far between the mails, In the days when we were courtin' wooden flails; when we threshed with Now the white-winged cars are flyin' 'long the shores of inland seas, And younger lovers read their letters 'mid luxury and ease. We have witnessed many changes in our threescore years and ten; We no longer sit and wonder at the discoveries of men; In the shadows of life's evenin' we rejoice that our boys Like the old mail through the forest, youthful years go slowly by; Like the fast mail of the present, manhood's years how swift they fly; We are sitting in the shadow: soon shall break life's brittle cord Soon shall come the welcome summons by the fast mail of the JOHN H. YATES. Lord. DE 'SPERIENCE OF DE REB'REND QUACKO STRONG. SWING dat gate wide, 'Postle Peter, Saints and martyrs den will meet dar; Sound dat bugle, Angel Gabrel! Cl'ar out dem high seats ob heaben, Turn de guard out, Gin'ral Michael, Den bid Moses bring de crown, an' Here's de Reb'rend Quacko Strong. Joseph, march down wid your bred'ren, Speech of welcome from ole Abram, Tune your harp-strings tight, King David, Angels hear me yell Hosanner, I'm de Reb'rend Quacko Strong. Make dat white robe radder spacious, What! No one at de landin'! 'Pears like suff'n' 'nudder's wrong; Guess I'll gib dat sleepy Peter " Fits from Reb'rend Quacko Strong. To go 'long wid Major Satan Into dat warm climate 'mong I. Fire an' brimstone. Hear me knockin', 40 2.4 Ole church-member, Quacko Strong. Dat loud noise am comin' nearer, Allers was so berry holy, Singin' and prayin' extra long; Hi! dat gate swings back a little, Bang de gate goes! an' Beelzebub, Missabul sinner, name ob Strong. THE PATTER OF THE SHINGLE. -- WHEN the angry passion gathering in my mother's face I see, And she leads me in the bed-room gently lays me on her knee, Then I know that I will catch it, and my flesh in fancy itches, As I listen for the patter of the shingle on my breeches. Every tinkle of the shingle has an echo and a sting, swarm, As I listen to the patter of the shingle, oh, so warm! In a splutter comes my father whom I supposed had gone— To survey the situation, and tell her to lay it on; To see her bending o'er me' as I listen to the strain Played by her and by the shingle in a wild and weird refrain. |