Your critic folk may cock their nose, And say, How can you e'er propose, You wha ken hardly verse frae prose, To mak a sang?' But, by your leaves, my learned foes, Ye're may be wrang. What's a' your jargon o' your schools, Your Latin names for horns an' stools; If honest nature made you fools, What sairs your grammars ? Ye'd better taen up spades and shools, Or knappin-hammers. A set o' dull conceited hashes, Confuse their brains in college classes! They gang in stirks, and come out asses, Plain truth to speak; An' syne they think to climb Parnassus By dint o' Greek! Gie me ae spark o' Nature's fire! O for a spunk o' Allan's glee, If I can hit it! That would be lear eneugh for me! If I could get it. Now, Sir, if ye hae friends enow, But gif ye want ae friend that's true, I winna blaw about mysel; Tho' I maun own, as monie still As far abuse me. There's ae wee faut they whyles lay to me, May be some ither thing they gie me But Mauchline race, or Mauchline fair, An' hae a swap o' rhyming-ware The four-gill chap, we'se gar him clatter, An' faith, we'se be acquainted better Awa, ye selfish warly race, Wha think that havins, sense, an' grace, Ev'n love and friendship should give place To catch the plack! I dinna like to see your face, Nor hear your crack. But ye whom social pleasure charms, Whose hearts the tide of kindness warms, Who hold your being on the terms, Each aid the others, Come to my bowl, come to my arms, My friends, my brothers!" But, to conclude my lang epistle, As my auld pen's worn to the grissle: Twa lines frae you wad gar me fissle, Who am most fervent, While I can either sing, or whissle, Your friend and servant. TO THE SAME. APRIL 21, 1785. WHILE new ca'd kye rout at the stake, An' pownies reek in pleugh or brake, This hour on e'enin's edge I take, To own I'm debtor To honest-hearted auld Lapraik, For his kind letter. Forjesket sair, with weary legs, Their ten hours bite, The tapetless ramfeel'd hizzie, That trouth my head is grown right dizzie, Her dowff excuses pat me mad; 'Conscience,' says I, 'ye thowless jad! I'll write, an' that a hearty blaud, This vera night; So dinna ye affront your trade, But rhyme it right. Shall bauld Lapraik, the king o' hearts, Tho' mankind were a pack o' cartes, Roose you sae weel for your deserts, In terms sae friendly, Yet ye'll neglect to shaw your parts, Sae I gat paper in a blink, By Jove I'll prose it!' Sae I've begun to scrawl, but whether But I shall scribble down some blether My worthy friend, ne'er grudge an' carp, Tho' fortune use you hard an' sharp; Come, kittle up your moorland harp Wi' gleesome touch! Ne'er mind how Fortune waft and warp; She's but a b-tch. She's gien me monie a jirt and fleg, Sin' I could striddle owre a rig; But, by the L-d, tho' I should beg, Wi' lyart pow, I'll laugh, an' sing, an' shake my leg, Now comes the sax and twentieth simmer, Frae year to year; Do ye envy the city Gent, In some bit brugh to represent A Bailie's name? Or is't the paughty feudal thane, While caps an' bonnets aff are taen, O Thou wha gies us each guid gift! Were this the charter of our state, 'On pain o' hell be rich and great,' Damnation then would be our fate, Beyond remead; But thanks to Heav'n! that's no the gate We learn our creed. For thus the royal mandate ran, When first the human race began, The social, friendly, honest man, Whate'er he be, 'Tis he fulfils great Nature's plan, An' none but he ! O mandate glorious and divine! While sordid sons of Mammon's line Tho' here they scrape, an' squeeze, an growl, Their worthless nievefu' o' a soul Or in some day-detesting owl May shun the light Then may Lapraik and Burns arise, Still closer knit in friendship's ties, |