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OF THE WORKS OF

ENGLISH AND AMERICAN AUTHORS,

COLLECTED AND ANNOTATED BY

WALTER

HAMILTON,

Fellow of the Royal Geographical, and Royal Historical Societies ;
Author of " A History of National Patriotic Songs,' " "A Memoir of George Cruikshank,

The Poets Laureate of England,The Æsthetic Movement in England," etc.

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Some things are very good, pick out the best,

Good wits compiled them, and I wrote the rest ;
If thou dost buy it, it will quit the cost,
Read it, and all thy labour is not lost.

John TAYLOR, the Water Poet.

REEVES & TURNER, 196, STRAND, LONDON, W.C.

1889.

PREFACE.

T is now a little more than six years since this publication was commenced, and

the completion of the Sixth Volume enables me to say that nearly every Parody of literary merit, or importance, has been mentioned in its pages, wbilst some thousands of the best bave been given in full.

To form such a collection required not only an intimate knowledge of English Poetical Literature, but involved the reference to many very rare and scarce books,

English, American, and Colonial. I beg to offer my sincere thanks to the Authors who kindly permitted their copyright poems to be inserted in this volume, particularly to F. Locker-Lampson, Esq., and G. R. Sims, Esq., as well as to the following gentlemen, for copies of Parodies and other information they have afforded-Messrs. Cuthbert Bede, G. H. Brierley, of Cardiff ; F. W. Crawford, T. F. Dillon Croker, Frank Howell, J. H. Ingram, Walter Parke, F. B. Perkins, of San Francisco; C. H, Stephenson, C. H. Waring, and Gleeson White.

In nearly every case the permission of the authors has been obtained for the re-publication of their Parodies; in the few instances where this was not done, it was owing to the impossibility of finding the author's address,

During the progress of the work, some further Parodies appeared of Authors already dealt with, it is proposed to include these in a supplementary volume, which will be published at some future date.

It is believed that the ample Bibliographical information relating to Parodies and Burlesques coatained in this volume will be specially useful to Librarians, Managers of Penny Readings, and Professors of Elocution.

Editors of Provincial Papers who offer prizes for Literary compositions should be on their guard against unscrupulous persons who copy Parodies from this Collection, and send them in as original compositions.

In much of the compilation, and especially those portions requiring the exercise of taste, and in the somewhat dreary process of proof reading, I have been greatly assisted by my wife, whose cheerful co-operation in all my labours adds just the zest which rerders Life worth living.

Whilst bidding my subscribers Farewell, I wish to add that the subject of Parodies will continue to engage my attention, and that I shall always be grateful for any information, or examples, that may be sent to me, addressed to the care of Messrs. Reeves and Turner.

WALTER HAMILTON.

CHRISTMAS, 1889.

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The Authors of the original poems are arranged in alphabetical order; the titles
of the original poems are printed in italics, followed by the Parodies. The

Authors of the Parodies are named in italics.

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A Bibliography of the Parodies of

Charles Dickens...
A Bibliography of French Parodies
Bibliography of Scriptural Parodies ...
Books and Periodicals dealing with

Parody ...
Books of Reference on Slang, Cant,

and “ Argot”
Burlesques of Educational Works
English Burlesques of the Classics
Literary Forgeries and Impostures
Mock Hercic Poems
Plays founded on Charles Dickens's

Novels
Theatrical Burlesques and Travesties
Ballades ;

Rondeaus ;

Villanelles, etc.
The Ballade (See Swinburne).

The Ballade in Bad Weather. J. Ashby Sterry
A Ballade of Old Metres
A Young Poet's Advice
Ballade of Old Law Books
Ballade of the Honest Lawyer
Ballade of Leading Cases
Ballade of the Timid Bard
Ballade of a Ballade Monger. G. White
Ballade of Primitive Man Andrew Lang
Ballade of Primitive Woman. American
The Doom of the Muses. H. D. Traill
Austin Dobson-Andrew Lang
Ballade of the Best Pipe

Ballade of Tobacco
The Villanelle

J'ay perdu ma tourterelle
When I saw you last, Rose
A Villanelle, after Oscar Wilde
The Street Singer. Austin Dobson...
Culture in the Slums. W. E. Henley
In Wain! Punch
Jean Passerat, I like thee well
It's all a trick. W. W. Skeat
We are Cook's Tourists. H. C. Bunner

Dewy-eyed with shimmering hair
The Triolet (in a Temper)

Le premier jour du mois de mai
I wished to sing my love
How to fashion a Triolet

Triolets by Austin Dobson...

With Pipe and Book
The Rondeau (in a Rage)

Ma foi, c'est fait de moi
You bid me try. Austin Dobson
Why do I wander wildly? .
Culture in the Slums. W. E. Henley
That dear old Tune

In corsets laced
Chant Royal

Behold the Deeds. H. E. Bunner ...
Rondels.

Two Rondels
You bet ! you hear me
We have a most erotic bard

In a Cloud of smoke
Roundel.
The cat that sings

Robert Browning.
Mr. R. Browning's objection to Parodies
Waitress, with eyes so marvellous black
A Motto! Just a catch-word
How they brought the Good News from Ulundi

to Landsman's Drift. The World

How I won the Challenge Shield
The Pied Piper of Hamelin

The Bagpiper of Midlothian
The Red Piper of Westminster
Poets and Linnets, Tom Hood

The Quest of Barparlo. Judy
Wanting is-what?

Browning is - what?
Loving is-what?
Wooing is—what?
A Billiard Mystery

Come is the Comer
The Lost Leader.

The Latest News. Fun
A Story of Girton

The Losing Leader
The Patriot, and two Parodies.

A Parleying with a certain person of no

importance (Joseph Chamberlain)
Two Sides
My Kate
Lays of a Lover
Post Chronology. 0. M. Brown
R. Browning's Lines on the “Jubilee,” and a

Parody
The Poets at Tea...
Angelo orders his Dinner. Bayard Taylor

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ROBERT BROWNING-continued.
Any Pleader to any Student
The Cock and the Bull. C. S. Calverley
John Jones. The Heptalogia
Articles on Robert Browning's Poems
Browning Societies
Take them, Chum, the book and me together...

Austin Dobson.
This was the Pompadour's Fan...

A Ballade of the Grosvenor Gallery
A Ballade of Five o'clock Tea
Ballade of Pot-Pourri

Other Ballades
Tu Quoque (by permission)

An Idyll of the Lobby. Pall Mall ...
The Prodigals. W. E. Henley

John Dryden.
Alexander's Feast

Shakespeare's Feast, 1769 ...
Prancer's Feast, 1779
The Grand Portsmouth Puppet-show, 1786
The Covent Garden Row. (O.P.) 1810
Sir Francis Burdett's Feast, 1814
Commemoration Day, 1824
Ode to a Wrangler's Spread
The Kennington Common Revolution, 1848
Josh Hudson's Feast

Alexander (Henderson's) Feast, 1884
Three Poets, in three distant ages born

Parallel passages and imitations
The Hind and the Panther.
The Country Mouse and the City Mouse

John Keats
Who killed John Keats?
La Belle Dame sans merci...

Ode on a Jar of Pickles. Bayard Taylor
A thing of Beauty is a joy for ever
A Locomotive is a joy for ever

Frederick Locker-Lampson.
Biographical Notes
St. James's Street, and a pirated version...

St. Giles. Henry S. Leigh Tempora Mutantur! and a Parody Bramble Rise

A song at Sixty

His Girl...
An Invitation to Rome

Mr. Gladstone in Rome
From the Cradle, and a Parody...

A Gallery of Fair Women ...
Something Praedesque. Mortimer Collins
London's “ Suez Canal.” H. C. Pennell
Songsters of the Day. Time
On Frederick Locker

Nursery Rhymes.
Introductory Notes
The House that Jack built

Hebrew version
Political Parodies of this Rhyme
Version written for the O P. Riots
Parodies in The Ingoldsby Lyrics
The Palace that Nash built
TheCrystal Palace that Fox built
The House that Barry built

PAGE. The Water that John drinks

104 The Show that Sham built ...

104 The Mine that Lyon struck

104 The Land of Austra-lia

104 The Ship that Jack built

104 The House that John built ...

104 This is the Radical Bradlaugh

104 This is the Face that Art made

105 The House that any one built

105 The Bicycle that Jack made

105 The House that Tithe built

105 The Mitchelstown Murders

106 This is the Toy. Truth.

106 The Boat that Jack built

106 Behold the Mansion reared by Daedal Jack. E. L. Blanchard

106 The Jubilee Coercion Bill

107 The House that Bowen built

107 The Domiciliary Edifice erected by John

107 A Sermon on this Rhyme ...

108 Mary had a Little Lamo Austin Dobson's Version ...

88 Robert Browning's Version

88 H. W. Longfellows's Version

88 Andrew Lang's Version A. C. Swinburne's Version

88 Parodies on “Mary had a Little Lamb

125 Sing a Song of Sixpence

108 Latin Versions

...108, 109 The Song of the Cover. Bentley's Miscellany 108 French Version ...

109 Sing a Song of Christmas

109 A Version in “Pidgin ” English

109 Carol furth a Canticle

109 Sing a Song of Season

109 Sing a Song of Dollars Sing a Song of Native Art

110 Sing a Song of Gladness

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The Cabman's Shelter. Punch
The Song of Science

110 The English Illustrated Magazine

110 Fifty Thousand nimble Shillings

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Sing a Song of Jingo

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Sing a Song of Eightpence
Sing a Song of Saving
The Jubilee Coinage
Sing a Song of Gladstone
Sing a Song of Scaffolds, of Gunnery, of

French Pence, of Chamberlain, of Arma

ments, of Tricksters, of Libels, of Dynamite Who killed Cock Robin ? Who'll teach the Prince? Punch, 1843

114 Who killed these Arabs? ...

114 Who killed Home Rule?

114 Who killed Gladstone ?

115 Who won Miss Jenny ?

115 Who'll kill Coercion?

116 Who stole O'Brien's Breeches ?

116 Who killed Cock Warren ?... Jack and Jill, and Parodies

...116, 122 Hey! Diddle Diddle ...

117 An Æsthetic Version

117 Mr. Escott's Version

117 This Pig went to Market. Latin Version

116 The Bells of London Town, and Parodies Mistress Mary, and a Latin Version

117 A Revised Edition

118 Political Parodies...

118 Old Mother Hubbard, as a Sermon

18 Little Jack Horner, Latin Versions

119 Little Lord Randy

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HORACE. An Ode Against Tobacco

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C. KINGSLEY. Three Aniis went Groaning

H. W. LONGFELLOW. Beware!

139

Tobacco Smoke

139

Song of Firewater

140

Song of Nicotine ...

140

Tell me not in Penny Numbers

140

Come to Me! oh, my Meerschaum

The Pipe and the Quid

141

T. MOORE.' 'Tis a last choice Havana

'Tis the last Weed of Hudson's

'Tis my last Mild Havana

The Butcher boy down the Road

Oh! the Days are gone

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My Mother. My Hookah !

136

A Pinch of Snuff !

My Pipe, Love!

My True Cigar !

Tobacco !

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The Weed

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A Smoke

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MRS. NORTON. Smoke not, smoke not...

135

A. C. SWINBURNE. Another match

141

Ballade of more Burdens, “ This is the cause

of every smoker's ire :

142

W. SHAKESPEARE. To smoke or not to smoke

R. B. SHERIDAN. Here's to the hookah

WALTER SCOTT. Hail to the plant !

The weed was rank

133

ALFRED TENNYSON. The Cigar Smokers

142

Nicotina !

144

O, Darling weed !

144

I come from vaunted root

145

WORDSWORTH's Sonnet.

Scorn not the meerschaum...

136

SONG from the Mikado

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BALLADE of the Best Pipe

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BALLADE of Tobacco ...

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In a Cloud of Smoke. Rondel

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With Pipe and Book .

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On an empty Tobacco Pouch

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The Smoker's Alphabet

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FIRST LINES OF SONGS IN PRAISE OF TOBACCO.
A Poet's Pipe am I

155
A Small Boy puffed at a Big Cigar

158
As the Years vanish, Darling

159

Borne from a Short Frail Pipe

Certain Fumeur Courtisai: ure Veuve

Come, Lovely Tube by Friendship Blest

152

Contre Les Chagrins de La Vie

153

Contented I sit with my Pipe

Charm of the Solitude I Love...

Come ! don't refuse Sweet Nicotina

157

Critics avaunt, Tobacco is my theme

149
Doux charme de ma Solitude (and Translation)

152
Good, good indeed the Herb's good Weed

148
For lack o' Tobacco

152
Hail ! Social Pipe-thou Foe to care

152
Je suis la Pipe d'un Auteur (and Translation)
Í flirted first with Cigarettes

150

I owe to Smoking, more or less

159

I sing the Song of the Cigarette

159

J'ai du bon Tabac

160

Knows he that never took a Pinch?

160

Keep me at hand

Let no cold Marble o'er my Body rise

Luscious Leaf of Fragrant Savour

149

May the Babylonish curse. Charles Lamb

150

Molière on Tobacco

160

My Pipe to me, thro' gloom and glee

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Taffy was a Welshman

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What are Little Boys Made of

120
Dickory, dickory dock

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Multiplication is vexation

121
Please to Remember the 5th November

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Privations Sore
Humpty Dumpty

123
Babye Bunting

123
I Love Little Pussy

125
If I had a Donkey

127

Halliwell-Halliwell, My Pretty Man

167

When Great Victoria Ruled the Land

167

168

I do not like Thee, Dr. Fell

I love Thee not Nell

169

Jan, je ne t'aime point

Parodies and Poems in Praise of

Tobacco

J. H. BROWNE's Imitations of Colley Cibber,

A. Phillips, J. Thomson, E. Young, A.

"A

Pope, and Jonathan Swift, entitled

129
Pipe of Tobacco"
LORD BYRON. I Had a Dream

135
C. S. CALVERLEY's Ode to Tobacco

139
Hand me Another Spill

139
E. Cook. I Love It! I Love It!

134

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BARRY CORNWALL. The Pipe, the Pipe
A BRAHAM COWLEY, The lazy Earth doth Steam
amain

148
T. Gray. Elegy on an Old Pipe Box

131
Mrs. Hemans. The Stately Pipes of England

135

137
O. W. HOLMES. Hymn to St. Nicotine
THOMAS HOOD. I Remember, I Remember

134

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